Yes, I'm Going to Marry a Carrot
Oct. 24th, 2002 04:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
strange_aeonsCertain persons of my acquaintence have recently been spending a lot of time wandering around hotornot.com lately, and generally being horrified. I apparently don't hate myself as much as they do, so I've been mostly avoiding it. A few of the more masochistic ones have entered their pictures (one of them twice), and in some cases have gotten really inappropriately low scores because, unlike the high-scorers, they aren't displaying miles of exposed skin and/or have cropped their exposed skin out of the image.
I'm certain there's some sort of logical progression between this and
but I can't remember what it was.
Of course, to do this, I had to find a nipple, since I don't have a camera and wouldn't volounteer my nipple if I did. This was ... a learning experience. Mostly I learned that the results of a Google image-search for 'nipple' are completely and utterly disturbing. The highlight, of course, was this little number, at which you should under no circumstances look. I'm just including the link for the sake of completeness. If you must look, consider first that this is the same site that has tongue-splitting videos, and the same site on which I first encountered the term 'glansectomy'.²
On a lighter but still BMEzine-related note, it's not just the existence of third-nipple piercings that gets me. It's that BMEzine has a page devoted to them.
Anyway. Here, have a nipple.
¹ Yes, my name is Chesty. Don't ask. The explanation is drier than you probably expect, and does not in any way involve my enormous heaving bosoms. Or at least, that wasn't the idea. Somehow my enormous heaving bosoms tend to get involved in things whether I want them to or not.
² Just a few hours ago, in fact. It's been a banner day for me, really.
I'm certain there's some sort of logical progression between this and
Chesty¹ says, "I should find a picture of a nipple and post it. Just one big nipple."
but I can't remember what it was.
Of course, to do this, I had to find a nipple, since I don't have a camera and wouldn't volounteer my nipple if I did. This was ... a learning experience. Mostly I learned that the results of a Google image-search for 'nipple' are completely and utterly disturbing. The highlight, of course, was this little number, at which you should under no circumstances look. I'm just including the link for the sake of completeness. If you must look, consider first that this is the same site that has tongue-splitting videos, and the same site on which I first encountered the term 'glansectomy'.²
On a lighter but still BMEzine-related note, it's not just the existence of third-nipple piercings that gets me. It's that BMEzine has a page devoted to them.
Anyway. Here, have a nipple.
¹ Yes, my name is Chesty. Don't ask. The explanation is drier than you probably expect, and does not in any way involve my enormous heaving bosoms. Or at least, that wasn't the idea. Somehow my enormous heaving bosoms tend to get involved in things whether I want them to or not.
² Just a few hours ago, in fact. It's been a banner day for me, really.
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