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An anonymous sign taped to a stack of catering boxes in my dry storage area:

If you so much as consider moving these boxes and stealing the cart they’re on, I will hunt you down. No matter where you go, I will find you, and when I find you, you will be know such suffering as English does not have words to express. You will have to convey your anguish via crude drawings and interpretive dance. Which will be its own suffering. This plan works on several levels, all of them diabolical.

… where was I?

Oh yeah. Hands off my cart.

Date: 2008-11-13 09:34 pm (UTC)
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They'll never know it was you, dear.

Date: 2008-11-14 01:01 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] zeborah

We've had mysterious food thefts at work when we neglect to lock away birthday tea leftovers securely enough, and the other day a chocolate bar even disappeared from a colleague's desk drawer. She's now got a note on her lolly jar saying "Please do not steal any more lollies. They are treats for my grandchildren."

(It's either the cleaners or security. And security doesn't have a good reputation.)

Date: 2008-11-14 03:21 am (UTC)