Sad Girl In Snow

[strange_aeons]

882 words today, and when I first considered writing this post, I think I had something meaningful to say, but any semblance I may once have had of an ability to think constructively has been obliterated by the sight of this man's teeth. Yes, I've discovered goldteeth.com, home to makers of high-quality custom dental appliances that enable their customers to — what? Look like they've had a bunch of teeth knocked out, and/or lost them to neglect? What the fuck? Vampire teeth I can understand, particularly for gamers, or maybe even one metal tooth, but these things have stones set in them. Stones.

Okay. I'm breathing. I'm going to my happy place.