Cream of Chicken and Orgasm Soup

A while back wiredferret gave lilairen a recipie for some soup, and Darkhawk spent a while making happy noises about the soup in question. Then a couple of days ago she gave me aforesaid recipie and I thought, what the hell, with that much chicken stock flying around it's unlikely I'll manage to set anything on fire.

Holy Jesus.

Wired, you're still my favorite pregnant woman.