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[strange_aeons]

The funny, she is painful.

Babbage says, "There are buttons on this keyboard which I know not."
Babbage says, "And I seem to have a mouse wheel on my keyboard, as well."
Tesla says, "That's ... odd."
Tesla says, "It makes sense, actually, but still. Odd."
Babbage says, "It's by a button with a running man on it, which is subtitled 'Go,' and another button with a left-pointing arrow. Perhaps it's for the internet."
Babbage says, "I can just tell my keyboard, 'Bring me up my browser, bitch!' and then use the wheel to scroll through my previously-visited sites."
Tesla says, "Probably. If it's any consolation, I've got a fast-forward button on my keyboard. And one with a shopping cart on it."
Babbage says, "I've got those. And a volume control, a media button, a Messenger/SMS button, e-mail, F-lock, webcam, 'user,' iTouch... You get the idea. This keyboard is beginning to scare me with its dark power."
Babbage says, "It doesn't help that it looks like Darth Vader's keyboard!"
Tesla says, "Okay, that's just overkill."
Babbage says, "I didn't even list them all. I tell you, this is a keyboard most fearsome."
Tesla says, "On the other hand, I've got a button on my keyboard that appears to deploy the missiles."
Babbage says, "I've got the orbital lasers."
Tesla says, "Damn! You trump me again!"
Babbage says, "I told you: this keyboard is a vessel of unholy power. I could command the Death Star from here!"
Vinci the Magnificent says, "My keyboard has a button that resets the universe."
Babbage says, "Fuckin' A."
Babbage says, "Press it!"
Vinci the Magnificent says, "No, I'm on track seven of fourteen for this disc."
Tesla says, "You have no sense of adventure."
Vinci the Magnificent says, "It's taken me a whole twenty-eight minutes to get this far, I'm not starting over now."
Vinci the Magnificent says, "Sorry, seven out of seventeen."
Tesla says, "Seriously, this button has a picture of a rocket on it. I can't even begin to guess what it does."
Vinci the Magnificent says, "Gives you all the directed advertising and popups you could ever want."
Tesla says, "Ooh!"
Vinci the Magnificent says, "Don't push it all the way at once, now! Save some for later!"