I Happen to Think Entirely in One-Liners

[strange_aeons]

Take that, lstone!

Awhina wants a small wooden shack in the middle of the forest, with no people around. But it's got to have broadband internet access.
Annwyd oooh.
Awhina says, "Not very sociable these days."
War says, "Yes you are, just not in socially acceptable ways."
Awhina says, "Must you always bring up that 'killing spree' thing?"
War says, "I'm just saying it counts as human interaction."
Chesty says, "And he's still got a scar in his thigh from it. I have to look at that thing every damn day."
Awhina says, "It was just a flesh wound!"
Awhina says, "And besides, I even cauterised it for him! He should be thanking me!"
Chesty says, "Yeah, if by 'flesh' you mean 'deep tissue'. If you'd been three inches to the left, I'd be out of a job!"
War says, "I believe I did thank you, Awhina. You've got scars of your own."
Awhina says, "I thought we agreed never again to talk about that.-"
Annwyd stares at you people. ;)
War says, "Didn't you have fun too? Why must we hide all this away and never speak of it? We had such good times together! Don't leave me here, Awhina!"
Awhina says, "Yeah, we go way back, Annwyd."
Chesty says, "Okay, this one I've got dibs on."