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[strange_aeons]

Dream says, "Desire!"
Dream% Desire.
Desire says, "Dream!"
Desire @dildos Dream.
Dream says, "So, speaking of such things...."
Dream says, "I know you've been dying to hear a story about me and anal penetration."
Desire says, "You know I have."
Delirium says, "Ooh, more?"
Dream says, "I got an email from someone in Korea."
Dream says, "She wanted me to come to Korea, on my own dollar, to star in a "All gay bestiality porno with great class. Only the purebreeded dogs.""
Desire says, "And you jumped at the opportunity, because really, how often does a guy recieve an offer like that?"
Dream says, "Of course, "Star" here means "Get fucked by a dog repeatedly"."
Dream says, "Oh, absolutely. I even priced plane tickets to Korea."
Dream says, "$1500 round trip, including the flight to the coast first."
Desire says, "That's not half bad."
Dream says, "But a little more than I want to spend to get sodomized when I could walk down the 16th Street Mall and do it for free with people of only slightly less dog pedigree."
Desire says, "Aww. Where's your sense of fun?"
Dream says, "It only speaks English."

Sniff. I missed you, you dirty bastard.

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[tiassa]

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That's all I have to say.

[ziz]

no no...the style is:

....%!

Silly Rabbi.