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Squid ([personal profile] strange_aeons) wrote2008-05-12 11:31 pm

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I have a cold. Again. I've had something like half a million colds in the last year, where previously I've gotten them at a rate of about two per year. (This is probably a stress thing. That, and having a desk inches away from a woman I have dubbed Patient Zero.) I hoped I was done a couple of months ago when I caught the same plague that was laying waste to everyone on reality television at the time, and spent a week essentially dead. No such luck. God, my head.

Time to talk about race!

Posit a geopolitical entity of some sort with three primary ethnic populations. Population A is actually a bunch of weird alien monsters that constitute probably less than five percent of the population but hold most of the political power, effectively giving them majority status; they only make up half the government but they appoint all the positions they don't themselves hold. Populations B and C are humans. Let's say for the sake of argument that population B is predominantly very dark-skinned and curly-haired and population C is predominantly very light-skinned and straight-haired. I may decide it's the other way around. Populations B and C speak different languages at home (officially they speak whatever language population A mandates all the roadsigns be written in, either a creole or the language of some earlier population they exterminated or subjugated), practice different secret heretical versions of the state religion, and wear different styles of casual clothing. There is a long history of hostility between populations B and C, probably including wars when they still had their own countries (population A again), but not subjugation. Their numbers and political influence in geopolitical entity X are roughly equal. There are ghettoes, but the people who live in them mostly belong to populations D through M. Intermarriage is legal (because population A doesn't give a shit) but taboo and children of intermarriage are stigmatized.

My question is, does this ever happen on Earth (for values of population A that are not literally from space)? It seems like the kind of thing that probably goes down in parts of east and south Asia every day, but I don't know what's what in that region, ethnically, so I can't say; I just assume every possible interaction of the letters A through M is happening there all the time. I'm not that concerned about its plausibility, because real humans have never had to contend with anything like population A, but I do like having something to crib off of.

I am currently in a state of profound waffle about names and languages. The protagonist is arbitrarily named Simon Wakefield, but he belongs to population D; he's a refugee (population A again). He lost his family and was adopted by a member of either population B or C, and probably took her surname, which means that unless I change his name (and I am strongly resistant to changing characters' names, even when I literally chose said names at random), one of those populations has ethnically British surnames, and population D has Hebrew and/or Greek versions of Hebrew given names, possibly among other sorts of names. I'm thinking about giving the British names to population C, and giving population B French names, just to keep people on their toes. I have some concerns about coming up with an explanation for this that seems legitimate. I haven't made any decisions yet about whether this is one of those alternate Earths I'm so biased toward; I haven't made very many decisions yet about what even the area immediately outside geopolitical entity X is like. It occurred to me as I was writing this that the simplest route would be to make this planet a lost or condemned Earth colony, which it could very easily be, given the magnitude of the weird dangerous shit to be had there. Even if this is the case I might never touch on it at all in the text. This noodling is for my own use.

Whatever happens, population D definitely cannot have Hebrew or Hebrew-descended names exclusively. Maybe Simon is an adopted name also. A devastated, uninhabitable country formerly populated by a now-decimated people with Hebrew names is a can of worms I do not want to open. I didn't particularly want to deal with any interracial tension at all, and then some fell in my lap; there are places I'm not going to go.

Aside: I just saw that ad for the asthma controller that contains salmeterol and therefore 'may cause asthma-related death' again. There's a joke about the FDA and 'lethal quantities of irony' in there that I can't formulate. I blame the illness.

Early Roman Britain

[identity profile] dubiousprospects.blogspot.com (from livejournal.com) 2008-05-18 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
With the caveat that B and C were more like B through J or so. The pre-existing tribal nations that were adjacent would give you something very much like this, though. (B used to live on that side of the river, C on this side, and everybody from the other tribes isn't all that welcome around here.)

Of course, in that case, everyone wound up speaking Latin in the end and forgetting that they had ever been anything other than Romans.

-- Graydon