strange_aeons: (SUBMIT TO MY LOVE)
I suspected at the time that I was creating this tag more or less entirely for [personal profile] brooksmoses. It's good to be right.

[personal profile] strange_aeons says, "I rule."
[personal profile] brooksmoses says, "Not that non-sequitors are odd here, but why are you commenting that you produce straight even lines?"
[personal profile] strange_aeons says, "Brooks. Punning is a sin."
[personal profile] strange_aeons says, "Also, I'll choke you."
[personal profile] brooksmoses says, "Oh, dear."
[personal profile] brooksmoses says, "You do know I'm not into that, yes?"
[personal profile] strange_aeons says, "That's why it's a threat and not a reassurance."
[personal profile] brooksmoses says, "Right. I was afraid of that."
[personal profile] strange_aeons says, "Note to self: get into situation in which it is appropriate to say in soothing tones, 'Relax, I'll choke you'. Award self points."
[personal profile] brooksmoses says, "I'm also not into chocolate cake. A delicious chocolate cake delivered to my door would terrify and distress me greatly, and I would be very upset about it. --Hah!"
[personal profile] strange_aeons says, "I don't really bake, so we're going to have to go with asphyxia, which I am quite good at."
[personal profile] brooksmoses says, "Darn."
[personal profile] brooksmoses says, "Also, now I want cake. Double darn."
[personal profile] strange_aeons says, "You see where punning gets you."
strange_aeons: (follow the leader)
Admit it: you were wondering.

(I have removed the digressions for the sake of clarity and length, though I left in the one with [livejournal.com profile] lstone because it contributes to the atmosphere; I also moved a couple of lines around for the same reason.)

[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut says, "FINALLY someone is here to FIX THE FUCKING WASHING MACHINE."
[livejournal.com profile] lilairen looks for the obvious agitation joke but fails to find it with good timing.
[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut laughs anyway.
[livejournal.com profile] brooksmoses says, "There's the other obvious joke, about how if it's fucking, it probably is a good idea to get it fixed before you've got a litter of baby washing machines on your hands."
[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut says, "Then I'd never have to share. ... breed faster, home appliance!"
[livejournal.com profile] lilairen says, "Depends on whether it's fucking in a procreative fashion, too."
[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut says, "Well, the only other appliance convenient to it is the dryer. Does it belong to a different species, or are they members of the same extremely sexually dimorphic species?"
[livejournal.com profile] lilairen says, "That's a good question, really. I can see arguments made either way."
[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut says, "If it's the latter, that raises questions about toilets and bidets."
[livejournal.com profile] lilairen says, "And then there are those washer-dryer-single-unit-closet-things, which suggest either a speciation point, a mule-type hybrid, or, uh, a third thing that fell out of my head when I got this far into the sentence."
[livejournal.com profile] brooksmoses says, "Hermaphrodite."
[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut says, "Or a hermaphrodite, or something like the supermales you get in some species of fish."
[livejournal.com profile] lilairen says, "Thank you."
[livejournal.com profile] brooksmoses says, "[livejournal.com profile] tiger_spot says that she thinks they're probably cooperative species, like humans and wolves, or whatnot. The fact that they are often seen in washer-dryer pairs but don't appear to breed argues against sexually-dimorphic members of the same species."
[livejournal.com profile] brooksmoses says, "I am wondering if maybe they're symbiotes of a sort where occasionally one gets a parasitic form where the dryer gets fused into the washer."
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