Nov. 30th, 2008

strange_aeons: (steamy)
For some reason, [livejournal.com profile] lstone is reading Twilight. This makes me unspeakably happy.

[livejournal.com profile] lstone says, "...I can't believe I'm only halfway through this book."
[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut says, "This is the greatest thing ever."
[livejournal.com profile] lstone says, "You suck."
[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut says, "I'm too entertained to care."
[livejournal.com profile] lstone says, "I'm not even giving you details about my saga and you're enjoying it."
[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut says, "I know just enough about the book to build in my mind an elaborate fantasy of your suffering."
[livejournal.com profile] lstone says, "Here, let me type out an example for you."
[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut says, "How will you get through it without your keyboard shorting out from your quiet but continuous weeping?"
[livejournal.com profile] lstone says, "'He turned then, with a mocking smile, and I stifled a gasp. His white shirt was sleeveless, and he wore it unbuttoned, so that the smooth white skin of his throat flowed uninterrupted over the marble contours of his chest, his perfect musculature no longer merely hinted at behind concealing clothes. He was too perfect, I realized with a piercing stab of despair. There was no way this godlike creature could be meant for me.' If that's less objectionable than you expected, realize that this is page 250 of basically nothing but this."
Vinci the Magnificent says, "That's...amazing."
[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut says, "Either I've seen that passage before, or I've seen another passage just like it. These possibilities seem equally likely."
[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut says, "This is going on my livejournal so hard."
[livejournal.com profile] lstone says, "You suck so hard."
[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut says, "Your point?"
[livejournal.com profile] lstone says, "I'm going to mail you this book. I'm certain that having it in your home will cause you to read at least some of it."
[livejournal.com profile] oneironaut says, "I'm strong!"
Vinci the Magnificent says, "The book's patient."